Friday, 4 March 2011

Lib Dems are Britains fertiliser

Imagine Britain like a glorious fertile field in which many wonderful things can grow. But right now, it’s covered in shit. Shit everywhere. Westminster, shit. Local Government shit. Civil service, shit. The City? Shit. Economy? The biggest pile of shit of them all.

The Lib Dems have just walked into this massive pile of shit and although there is far too much to get rid of it, we can spread it out and hope something eventually grows underneath. To do that, we’ve gotta get right in it, because there’s just too much not to. And we’re shovelling, but there is an awful lot of shit, and some decomposing is going to have to be done first, which isn’t going to be pleasant.

We realise this is going to mean we’ll smell of shit and no one will want to be our friend, but someone has to move this shit, and unfortunately; it’s us.

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